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His Coy Mistress
2 months ago
7.12.2011
7.01.2011
whats most important to you? companionship, physical compatibility, emotional connection, variety of partners, notches on the bedpost, or _______ (fill in the blank)
Truly, it's a passionate, physical connection that allows for a multitude of partners that enhance our emotional connection.
every man has had a "beer goggle" experience. what was yours?!
Sadly, too many "chew my arm off" encounters to recount in a single post.
6.05.2011
5.05.2011
4.24.2011
Would you vote or ask for me to be in the Treasure Island Media movie, "What I can't See 4" if they make one?
After @TIMporn asks me to be in one as that middle guy cumpig, I'll vote for you...
SATURDAY NIGHT: backporch, a few gud friends, drinks, great weathr, n a twistie... OR... fresh gear, #hawt ass club n sumfin furry to mess wit?...
How about Backporch, drinks, #hawt ass, and "sumfin furry to mess wit".
If your partner had a foot fetish, would you let him enjoy your feet? What would or wouldn't you let him do with them?
Yes, and nothing, short of rubbing them in shit or puke.
4.11.2011
Do you like to take charge in the sack or let the other guy take charge?
I like to be in control in my non-sexual life, and let the guy run things in the sack....to a point.
feel like getting an awesome massage and a load in your ass? drop a note to me!
I do! Where do I sign up for that?
do u use any cosmetic product 2 keep ur skin firm or 2 look great?
A gay once told me three keys to looking younger than you are. Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize. So I am a closet metrosexual.
Who is more 'crazy' the one who asks a ludicrous question or those of us who take the time to answer?
HA! I would say the people answering the ludicrous questions...I like the exchange of the "regular" questions...
would u rather hav a BF/GF who doesnt bathe or take care of him/her self or a vein person?
Vanity is MUCH better than poor hygiene. That said, I do love a man's natural scent.
who likes porn!?... *hand goes up*
"Like" doesn't really capture my true feelings for porn. I am rather OCD about my porn...
how do u avoid being horny?
I don't - I am almost horniest 5 mins after cumming - I am addicted to the feeling.
how do you know for sure if you are gay straight, bi or whatever?inbox me
It doesn't really matter. I hate labels, if you like getting off with me that's all I need to know.
What's the first thing you check when you turn on your computer?
email - then twitter - then sex sites
3.28.2011
What's more important - who you know or what you know?
Education is far more important, "who you know" only takes you as far as your ability to take advantage of knowing the right people. People like Paris Hilton notwithstanding...
what?! :o no sex for me then!
If this is regarding the 16 year old sex question...If only I were 24...
im sure nobody would find out about it!!! ;)
If this is regarding the 16 year old sex question...as I said, I follow all local laws. :)
3.27.2011
isn't 16 legal in Miami? it is here!
Not after your 25th birthday:
794.05 Unlawful sexual activity with certain minors.--
(1) A person 24 years of age or older who engages in sexual activity with a person 16 or 17 years of age commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. As used in this section, "sexual activity" means oral, anal, or vaginal penetration by, or union with, the sexual organ of another
Why aren't you here ridin my big cock and takin my huge load? Just askin :P
That is an EXCELLENT question...bring your big cock to Miami or tell me where you are and let's set it up!
3.26.2011
Are You Top Or Bottom(;
Was a bottom when I was young (a twink top wasn't popular with the guys who ere interested in me). Then top or no anal for many ears in between. Now a novice bottom looking to be opened up!
3.25.2011
how old are you? and what's the youngest you would fuck now?
How old do I look? And, to the second question: It depends what jurisdiction we are talking about...
What would you do if your favorite celebrity crush walked up to you and said, "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
I'd be tempted to inhale, but then I'd miss the fun! I'd snatch it out of his hand and use it on him....The rest, leave to your imagination.
have u ever licked a dude's armpit hair?
Armpits, and their smell, have my tongue (and nose) as a frequent visitor. No deodorant though!!
Have you ever done anything sexual in front of others? What did you do and where?
What haven't I done in front of others? Publicsex is a major turn-on for me, whether at the gym or at a sex party...or anything in between.
Ay Man HMU With A Question Or Something Im Kinda Horny(; And You Are Pretty Bomb Just Saying
Thank you! You AVI s pretty hot too!
3.22.2011
If monkeys were our ancestors, why did human beings evolved and they didn't?
The gay monkeys evolved because of the extra protein shot up their asses. WTF, IDK, lol.
Has anyone ever fucked you so long (or so hard) that you were sore the next day?
Yes, just recently, actually. But not because it was particularly long (which it kinda was - he blew two loads during the session), I am just now getting re-accustomed to being a bottom. My ass needs training!
When did you first give ws from your tap to a guy? Can I get some?
I must have been 18. I "dated" a guy who turned me on to a lot of fetishes. And, of course, I'll fill you up. Just give me notice so I can get tanked. ;)
What's your favorite sound? My favorite sound is your balls slapping my ass.
Sexually? The sound of a man reaching orgasm.
ever fucked a family member? or thought about it?
I gave many blowjobs to my stepfather when I was 15 and 16.
Would you rather take a picture or have your picture taken?
Take a picture definitely. I don't like the way I photograph.
3.21.2011
3.20.2011
Oral or anal? Which do you prefer?
I prefer what makes my partner happy. I love mutual oral, and I have just started getting fucked again and I'm really enjoying that. A beautiful man is always inspiration for topping too.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Two. Can you ask me something nastier? lol
3.17.2011
People who stand in the walkways of trains and buses preventing others from getting a seat really grind my gears. Sure it's a great opportunity to feel up guys "by accident" but they're in the way! What do the general public do that really gets to you?
Speedo wearers that shouldn't and drivers that don't pull forward in the left turn lane and make you miss the light.
Baseball outfit or football gear?
Why do I have to pick? Either if the guy is sweaty wearing eye black.
3.16.2011
formspring.me
Any me ANYTHING - sexy questions to the front of the line! #BBBH http://www.formspring.me/NobeLoadlover
When I get old and I'm losing my hair, many years from now, will you still be sending me a valentines? Birthday greating? Bottle of wine?
Only if you still give me Norwegian Wood.
Have you cried during a movie?
YES! Shh! Don't tell anyone! If there is any emotional tug in a story, waterworks are likely.
3.15.2011
Where is your favorite place to have sex if you had to pick one?
I think having sex in a huge bed is the ultimate intimate experience, but sex in unusual, public or taboo places is the most exciting. Just entering a steamroom gets me hard.
Spit, swallow, or swap?
Never spit, swap is preferred, but not all dudes like the taste of cum. WTF! #BBBH
3.14.2011
3.10.2011
If you could have me alone in your room what would you do with me?
We;d have to make that situation happen first, then we'd see what came up.
How big is your penis? Show me the pic by tagging me with it...on twitpic!
7' cut - and a picture of it is on my Tumblr blog http://northbeachloadlover.tumblr.com/
How important do you think fidelity is, in a relationship?
I don't subscribe to monogamy, if that's what you are referring to. All of my relationships have been "open", Sex is sex, and love is love.
3.09.2011
what is the youngest and oldest you've had sex with?
15 - 60 (i think...it's rude to ask someone their age)
Have you ever had unprotected sex? When? With whom?
Better question would be when have I had protected sex...
Where's the most embarrassing place your cell phone has ever gone off?
It's always kind of embarrassing in a Glory Hole booth....
3.06.2011
What the biggest number of loads you've take in one sex session?
Hard to say, I used to do drugs in my former bottoming youth. But I was passed around for at least seven loads at a bathhouse in Hollywood, IIRC.
Have you ever had sex/been intimate with a guy who had any kind of physical disability? Or, would you ever?
I flip fucked a hot boy who was missing one of his lower legs. He was hot. Did I mention how hot he was..? I have been with many deaf boys. I would never say never to another encounter.
3.04.2011
3.03.2011
If you could have me locked in a room so that you could sexually torment and titillate me for a day, what would you do, and how would you sexually torment me? Your the master I am your submissive.
Fuck and use another cumdump in front of you, ignoring your cumdump holes entirely until you prove to me that your worthy of me using you for my pleasure.
3.02.2011
What's your daily morning routine?
coffee, yogurt, shower, gym, steamroom (w/sex usually), shower, hom
What rights should the father have if his unmarried girlfriend wants an abortion?
It's the woman's body, and she should decide what happens to it. Even though, I recognize this is delicate. Something similar almost happened to me in High School. Thank god, no choice had to be made.
Have you told your partner about all of your past relationships?
yes - over the years - they have all come out
2.27.2011
2.26.2011
Have you ever tasted anyone's cum that was just awful?
Yes, definitely. But bad cum is still better than no cum.
2.25.2011
Top, Bottom or Versatile! Which position do you Prefer?
I am in the process of rediscovering my inner slut cumdump bottom. So I am going to say bottom, even though I have exclusively topped the last 15 years.
2.24.2011
2.23.2011
What's the sleaziest thing you've done?
hmm. Sleazy - defined as corrupt immoral or sordid. That's leaves a lot of activities to be ranked. Of recent sleazy things I have done, I have taken anon piss loads at a bookstore, gotten fucked in a bookstore booth. Also, as a kid I used to suck off to completion my stepfather who was "asleep".
Do you lube when you bottom? @18thCfriend
Have to. I want to work up to just spit or precum. I am in retraining mode.
How old was the guy who took your anal virginity? @18thCfriend
I'm not sure - 40? He picked me up in a park and took me to his pad for the most amazing fuck of my life
How old were you when you lost your anal virginity? @18thCfriend
I was 16, and it still is one of the top 5 great fucks of my life.
2.22.2011
Not A Banner Day
So last night, a regular guy I fuck around with texted me that he had something set up for the three of us to play this morning around ten. This morning comes, my guy gets me excited by sending me pics of this guy who wants to get fucked, pissed on, etc. I'm pretty excited, I put on my cock ring and head out the door. I ran some errands near this dude's place as he was supposed to text me when the fucktoy was on his way over. [I love going to the filling station and the bank with my cock ring on.]
Well, 10 came and went, now it's close to 11 and I get a text saying the guy was a flake. [I almost want to post his pics here since he's such a douche.] Well, I was ready to go with nowhere TO go. I had wasted precious planning time. I go home, hop on BBRT and after a few nice candidates, One hot number had me ready to run across town. He was 28, total bottom, smooth, great ass, and was already playing with another top. Perfect! ....
Sadly no, his last email said he was parTying. Fuck! I wasn't in the mood today to just get nasty with someone who's lost all sense of reality with a loose hole. Today, I wanted someone who was actually going to be there with me. Someone who can actually get hard. So, I had to politely decline, but take a rain check, of course. {I actually dig chems sometimes myself - just not today.}
I finally find someone who looked interesting: 30 years old, slim, just the right amount of hair. He actually fired up his cam, and he looked alert and, more importantly, like his picture. So I get his info, and 20 mins later I'm there. First fucking thing out of his mouth when we go into his bedroom, is do you want to "parTy". Goddamn. Why the hell didn't I ask before coming?!?
I certainly wasn't going to leave now. He put some lousy porn on. His apartment had really bad air conditioning. I must have been 90 degrees in his room. I ate his ass (which seemed thankfully clean) out for a couple of minutes before shoving it in. My experience with tweakers is that they love to get fucked, and that they can take more cock than usual when high. NOT SO this time.
This guy could barely take me (and I'm not that big compared to some monster cock I could have had), so I tried my best to alternate between shallow and deep strokes. I fucked him doggy, on his side, on his back, bent over his headboard, him on top, standing up - no matter how we did it, I could rarely bottom out. We must have fucked for 30 minutes, and I wasn't even close to blowing my wad. Even with him begging me to breed him. But he was just a dead fish. Something about his disjointedness combined the the extreme heat and his inexperienced (but tight!) hole wasn't working for me. So I went back to eating his ass while stroking it, I planned to still cum in ass but I needed some help. Sweating like a pig, I couldn't blow. I tried everything. Finally I gave up, ate his ass some more, and left. This was not my most successful day. Although, I can't complain too much, I did get to fuck and eat ass.
It could have been worse.
Well, 10 came and went, now it's close to 11 and I get a text saying the guy was a flake. [I almost want to post his pics here since he's such a douche.] Well, I was ready to go with nowhere TO go. I had wasted precious planning time. I go home, hop on BBRT and after a few nice candidates, One hot number had me ready to run across town. He was 28, total bottom, smooth, great ass, and was already playing with another top. Perfect! ....
I finally find someone who looked interesting: 30 years old, slim, just the right amount of hair. He actually fired up his cam, and he looked alert and, more importantly, like his picture. So I get his info, and 20 mins later I'm there. First fucking thing out of his mouth when we go into his bedroom, is do you want to "parTy". Goddamn. Why the hell didn't I ask before coming?!?
I certainly wasn't going to leave now. He put some lousy porn on. His apartment had really bad air conditioning. I must have been 90 degrees in his room. I ate his ass (which seemed thankfully clean) out for a couple of minutes before shoving it in. My experience with tweakers is that they love to get fucked, and that they can take more cock than usual when high. NOT SO this time.
It could have been worse.
Ad Pics
I hate taking, finding and choosing the right photos to send to potential fucks. I would like someone photograph me, like above, because iPhone self-portraits generally suck. Well at least they do when it's my face.
I can handle the cock shots I think.
Gas Station
This is a story based in fact from last summer:
I have been on a roll lately. The stars are aligning and I am getting loads left and right.
Today, I was optimistic again, given my recent string of good luck. I spent about an hour trolling BarebackRT looking to see if there was any trouble to be had. Got a few leads but nothing for today that interested me, so I head off to do my normal routine - gym, ABS, home. I did have to get my scooter gassed up first - so I head to the gas station, fill it up, and *ring*. It was a work call. There I was wasting valuable minutes (twenty in all) dealing with one of my neurotic (but thankfully, paying) clients. I was doing everything in my power to end the call as quickly as possible - it was already after twelve noon and, from my experience, I was going to miss the peak daytime hour at the ABS was.
Finally - I get off the call and run into the station market to grab some smokes (yeah - I smoke and work out...) I nearly run into to this little Latino guy - maybe 30, cute nerdy glasses, shorter than me, slim, cute - as I walk into the store. I thought for a second that I had eye-to-eye contact. I couldn't be sure though. As luck would have it, he went right in line and I stepped right behind him. Then I pulled one of my patented, turn-around-while-leaning-slightly-forward-so-I-can-brush-up-against-you moves (normally reserved for cheap thrills with straight boys in public places). I said, "I'm sorry." He replied, "No problem." No extra look from him, nothing. Meh. I guess I was wrong.
Boy, was I wrong about being wrong.
So, he buys some cigarettes (menthol - yuck), then leaves. Again, never looking at me again. So, I get mine and walk out the door. Standing outside the door is no one other than LatinGuy, lighting up one of his newly purchased. Now he's looking! Sort of though, he's still playing it cool. So, I stop and also light up - giving him my best stare down though my shades that I can muster. He's definitely interested. This is all playing out like a bad porn movie. He walks around the side of the gas station (with me following about twenty paces behind), stealing looks back at me as he walks, until he reaches the end of the the parking lot. When he does the most cliche thing ever, looks at me and rubs his crotch. I love it!
I run back and get on my scooter, racing around to the back. He's there, I say Hi, then he begins his walk down the alley that runs behind the station. I repark, and begin to follow.
Finally, after about 100 yards, he turns into an apartment building, and I follow into a courtyard. But I had lost him. The time reparking my scooter put me well behind him (why I didn't just drive my bike down the alley, I'll never know, but I digress). Finally he peeks back out and motions me to his door. I walk in, greeted by the cacophony of two yapping Dachshunds, and he offers me an iced tea, which I decline, its not tea I want.
Then I grab him, kiss him deeply (I love kissing), and we start groping each other like bitches in heat. And it was hot - like "hot" hot and 88 degrees hot. We're both sweating immediately which is an immediate turn on. I grab his crotch and he is rock hard. We make our way into his bedroom, clothes flying off as we walk. He smells incredible - the perfect mix of sweat and manly odor that is like an immediate hard on switch for me.
He starts sucking my cock, and he's pretty good, alternating just the right amount between my head, shaft and balls. He driving me crazy. I throw him down on his bed because what I really want is to taste him. I take his cock all the way in one move, taking in all of his great sex smell along the way. He's got the perfect size cock for my mouth - not too big, not too small. It smells like he hadn't showered yet, but I'm going crazy. I want him to enjoy the blowjob, but the man-smell is driving me over the edge and really I want his load - NOW.
I start working him like I know I can, hoping he's not going to be one of those guys that wants to pull out. (I HATE THAT, btw.) He stops me ,panting, telling me he doesn't want to come yet, but it's too late. He starts moaning and shooting. I didn't have his cock in my mouth when he started to shoot (ok, I was trying to be nice and help him hold off despite my intentions to the contrary) but as soon as it started coming, I jumped on his spurting dick like a large mouthed bass. And did he cum - man alive, he must have been saving up that load for a few days. It was thick, salty-sweet and delicious. When I was done (I mean, er, he was done), I leaned up and kissed him deeply, making sure he tasted what I tasted. I then spit out some of his cum on to my hand and jerked off straddling his face. I came no time, blasting his face with my load, which I promptly lapped up while simultaneously kissing him. I wanted to make sure he tasted what I was was tasting, again.
Long story short, he had to get ready for work (which was fine with me, I had places to be), so we dressed and I left with the smell of his cum and sweat on my face and hands. But not before he left me with this: "Glad I needed cigarettes!"
I'm glad I needed gas.
I have been on a roll lately. The stars are aligning and I am getting loads left and right.
Today, I was optimistic again, given my recent string of good luck. I spent about an hour trolling BarebackRT looking to see if there was any trouble to be had. Got a few leads but nothing for today that interested me, so I head off to do my normal routine - gym, ABS, home. I did have to get my scooter gassed up first - so I head to the gas station, fill it up, and *ring*. It was a work call. There I was wasting valuable minutes (twenty in all) dealing with one of my neurotic (but thankfully, paying) clients. I was doing everything in my power to end the call as quickly as possible - it was already after twelve noon and, from my experience, I was going to miss the peak daytime hour at the ABS was. Finally - I get off the call and run into the station market to grab some smokes (yeah - I smoke and work out...) I nearly run into to this little Latino guy - maybe 30, cute nerdy glasses, shorter than me, slim, cute - as I walk into the store. I thought for a second that I had eye-to-eye contact. I couldn't be sure though. As luck would have it, he went right in line and I stepped right behind him. Then I pulled one of my patented, turn-around-while-leaning-slightly-forward-so-I-can-brush-up-against-you moves (normally reserved for cheap thrills with straight boys in public places). I said, "I'm sorry." He replied, "No problem." No extra look from him, nothing. Meh. I guess I was wrong.
Boy, was I wrong about being wrong.
So, he buys some cigarettes (menthol - yuck), then leaves. Again, never looking at me again. So, I get mine and walk out the door. Standing outside the door is no one other than LatinGuy, lighting up one of his newly purchased. Now he's looking! Sort of though, he's still playing it cool. So, I stop and also light up - giving him my best stare down though my shades that I can muster. He's definitely interested. This is all playing out like a bad porn movie. He walks around the side of the gas station (with me following about twenty paces behind), stealing looks back at me as he walks, until he reaches the end of the the parking lot. When he does the most cliche thing ever, looks at me and rubs his crotch. I love it!
I run back and get on my scooter, racing around to the back. He's there, I say Hi, then he begins his walk down the alley that runs behind the station. I repark, and begin to follow.
Finally, after about 100 yards, he turns into an apartment building, and I follow into a courtyard. But I had lost him. The time reparking my scooter put me well behind him (why I didn't just drive my bike down the alley, I'll never know, but I digress). Finally he peeks back out and motions me to his door. I walk in, greeted by the cacophony of two yapping Dachshunds, and he offers me an iced tea, which I decline, its not tea I want.
Then I grab him, kiss him deeply (I love kissing), and we start groping each other like bitches in heat. And it was hot - like "hot" hot and 88 degrees hot. We're both sweating immediately which is an immediate turn on. I grab his crotch and he is rock hard. We make our way into his bedroom, clothes flying off as we walk. He smells incredible - the perfect mix of sweat and manly odor that is like an immediate hard on switch for me.
He starts sucking my cock, and he's pretty good, alternating just the right amount between my head, shaft and balls. He driving me crazy. I throw him down on his bed because what I really want is to taste him. I take his cock all the way in one move, taking in all of his great sex smell along the way. He's got the perfect size cock for my mouth - not too big, not too small. It smells like he hadn't showered yet, but I'm going crazy. I want him to enjoy the blowjob, but the man-smell is driving me over the edge and really I want his load - NOW.
I start working him like I know I can, hoping he's not going to be one of those guys that wants to pull out. (I HATE THAT, btw.) He stops me ,panting, telling me he doesn't want to come yet, but it's too late. He starts moaning and shooting. I didn't have his cock in my mouth when he started to shoot (ok, I was trying to be nice and help him hold off despite my intentions to the contrary) but as soon as it started coming, I jumped on his spurting dick like a large mouthed bass. And did he cum - man alive, he must have been saving up that load for a few days. It was thick, salty-sweet and delicious. When I was done (I mean, er, he was done), I leaned up and kissed him deeply, making sure he tasted what I tasted. I then spit out some of his cum on to my hand and jerked off straddling his face. I came no time, blasting his face with my load, which I promptly lapped up while simultaneously kissing him. I wanted to make sure he tasted what I was was tasting, again.
Long story short, he had to get ready for work (which was fine with me, I had places to be), so we dressed and I left with the smell of his cum and sweat on my face and hands. But not before he left me with this: "Glad I needed cigarettes!"
I'm glad I needed gas.
Yet Another Deviant Journal
I have been inspired by a number of hot blogs out there which document, in wonderful detail, the joys of raw sex without fear, pretense, regret or judgment.
You may or may not find this interesting, but I am undertaking this exercise for my own purposes. So I can recount my experiences, reliving (hopefully) each juicy drop of detail. I am not a writer of much skill, so bear with me.
A little about myself - I am a 40-ish year old white male, standing 5'8" and weighing 155 pounds. I am well-toned, if not muscular, dark-blond (with natural sunlights), tanned and always horny. Even-though I hate the term, I am what people may describe as "straight-acting". I own my own business and have a partner of 22 years. I used to be the epitome of a corporate, suit-and-tie man, but now I am am an entrepreneur living in Miami Beach by way of SoCal.
Last, but not least, I am a certified sex addict, and I just recently moved to south Florida. I have rediscovered my inner sexual pig.
I rediscovered that I crave cum, no matter how I come by it. Glory holes, steamrooms, bathhouses, beach pick-ups, bar tricks - it doesn't matter: if I can feel, taste, smell and swallow cum - I'm a happy boy. Straight from the hose, licked off a floor, slurped off of flesh, driven in me or dripping from an ass - I love it.
And, piss, I haven't played in piss for YEARS - and I am fucking hooked again. More of a bottom in this scene, but there is nothing like the feeling of having a pair of yearning lips wrapped around your piss-flowing dick.
And, piss, I haven't played in piss for YEARS - and I am fucking hooked again. More of a bottom in this scene, but there is nothing like the feeling of having a pair of yearning lips wrapped around your piss-flowing dick.
I can get into most scenes - lite BD/SM, top, bottom, left, right, older, younger, etc etc etc. And what I have discovered here in South Beach is that everything is available, in abundance!
As I begin this blog, I will recount some of what's happened in the months since I have been here. Unless otherwise noted, these are based on actual events.
Glory Hole Etiquette Question
So I'm at my normal bookstore - doing my normal thing and some short Latino guy with a smaller than average cock sticks it through. It was soft at first and really small - but grew into something average.
I'm going to town, but he's not getting very hard. Then I feel something filling my mouth. I quickly realized it wasn't cum. He was pissing. Didn't say a word!
Now this is a huge turn-on for me, but I got to thinking. What if someone else had been the recipient of his gift? (Which, by the way, kept flowing and flowing and I didn't spill a drop!) I think it's not fair to assume that just anyone in a bookstore glory hole is looking for, let alone, expecting a belly full of piss.
Thoughts?
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